Few days ago I had a dream about me eating at a buffet. I basically ate the whole restuarant. When I woke up the first thing that came to mind was...."That was the most satisfying buffet ever, and.. it was calorie free..sweeet"
For as long as I remember, every time I do laundry, socks go missing. I even make a conscious effort to count the number of socks I put in the dryer (they never go missing in the washing machine). And STILL, when I'm folding my clothes.. there it is. ONE SOCK. fuk... Having black and white socks... they go missing in turns. So every two weeks I'm left with a pair of black and white socks. I need to wait till next week for another white sock to go missing, in order to make a PAIR. This might pose less of a problem for people who have ALL white socks, or all black... red.. pink, etc. It's like the dryer is charging me for using it. Either I manage to find a way to not notice my socks stuck inside t-shirts or falling out my laundry basket, or the dryer is intentionally eating up one sock per usage. I have now gone from 12 pairs of socks... to 9. at least they're all same-color pairs. Don't wanna think about next week when it's off again.
In other news. I left my thermos cup on the kitchen counter while I went to the restroom, I came back in less than a minute. and it was gone! After sending out a mass email to amazon employees in search of it, the consensus might be that custodian swiped it up. That brings me to...I don't know what to make of people who are overzealous of their job. Especially when their job is of little importance and/or requires minimal intelligence to do. We hear stories about officers abusing their power (on stupid shit, mostly power-trip), teachers having the whole class vote a autistic classmate out the class.(I don't understand how an idiot like that could become an elementary teacher, major institutional problems here), and my awesome custodian who cleans up super fast. Maybe it's good thing in the custodian's case, but a brand-new looking mental cup doesn't look anything like the paper cups laying around it. what the heck mang!
